Jerry Garcia's Last Project -Sunglasses!

1. When you are sad,

            I will jump on the person

            Who made you sad

            Like a spider monkey

              Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

            2. When you are blue,

             I will try to dislodge

               Whatever is choking you..

           3. When you smile,

             I will know you are

             Plotting something

              That I must be involved in.

          4. When you're scared,

          We will high tail it out of here.

  5. When you are worried,

    will tell you horrible stories

                 about how much worse

 It could be until you

 Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,

I will use little words..

7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....

8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

And dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath.....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

 -- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

Everyone can see it,

But only YOU

 Can feel the True warmth...

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